YOU'VE GOT MALE Read the Wild and Crazy E-Mails Sent To A Typical Single Woman Looking For Love On-Line! 02/14/2006 11:30 AM I do have hair - on my head - not my back. And straight white teeth too. Would you like to talk sometime? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cringe…you'll be amazed at what men are really writing to single women looking for Mr. Right on-line! In her "you've got to read it to believe it" book revealing what's really going on - on-line, author Bari Auerbach, a typical single woman, shares the real life, unedited e-mails she has received from male admirers on Internet dating sites. 02/16/2006 3:58 AM How you doing? You look so attractive and seductive. . After 15 years of marriage, two kids and a heart wrenching decision to change her life, Ms. Auerbach, a journalist for local community newspapers in Miami, forged ahead into the single's scene, deciding to subscribe to on-line dating sites in the hopes of finding her perfect match. 01/10/2006 3:21 AM Such big words you use... you-re hurting my brain cell, lol... Anything past 3 letters is a challenge for me, haha! Beyond all the wild and crazy, laugh out loud, racy and often raunchy e-mails featured in "You've Got Male," Ms. Auerbach interjects insights into the sometimes incredulous experiences and/or especially memorable thoughts and feelings she had upon contemplating whether or not these messages represent a microcosm of the caliber of men most single women are encountering these days. 01/05/2006 11:46 PM I love you like a fat kid loves chocolate cake! Perhaps there should be a warning stamped on the cover of "You've Got Male" stating: "Do not read if easily discouraged!" But despite all the good, the bad and the ugly e-mails she has received, Ms. Auerbach remains optimistic, adhering to the philosophy: "In a world of mixed messages, it only takes one to improve your love life and maybe even find a 'You've Got Male' soul mate in your in-box!"